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When you insert your penis into your own anal cavity.
While performing the circle of life, Sean got it stuck.
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1-Nothing, there is no meaning of life. We are here by accident
2-To worship God. We are here to worship a potentially nonexistent being created most likely by man over 5000 years ago
3-42, at least according the hitchiker's guide to the galaxy
4-To achieve greater and greater things until we are at a state of perfect equilibrium where nothing can be done to improve anything and nithing can be done to hurt it.
5-To die. Each individual human's ultimate destiny is to die.
6-To love/do good. To make someone else's life better or easier.
7-We can't know, there's just no way of knowing
Guy 1: What's the meaning of life
Guy 2: I don't know
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Any weapon, real or imaginary, short range or long range, that can fuck you up to the point of death.
John Wilkes Booth killed Lincoln with a custom made life fucker.
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something that people should shut the fuck up about and just let the unborn babies die if someone doesn't want a kid then don't have to have the little shit
PRO-LIFE IS FOR RETARDED CUNTS
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A phrase used by parents to tell children fuck you, you can't f-ing do this. Stick with the hard way. Well those idiots are fucking wrong
Life is hard, my parents said. Then they died, and suddenly life was easy.
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to be a dirty pirate hooker
what is life dad (dad)it is
to be a dirty pirate hooker
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is urban awareness commonly amongst fixed-gear cyclists. themed to taking care of friends, not drinking and riding bike, not wearing headphones late at night, having a front and backlight, and obeying the laws of riding in traffic.
hey man you're going to get home safe tonight right?! hug life.
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