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a blueberry muffin that now has taint particles on it that weren't there before breakfast.
Gosh darnit, you are being such a taint muffin right now. taint muffin
A women with a large vagina.
She tends to of been around a lot.
I banged this girl last night, almost fell in she had a right gaping muffin.
A turd that is shaped like a banana nut muffin.
Hey everybody, come and look at my turd muffin that I just pinched off into the toilet.
A polite euphemism for poop or shit.
One does not take or poop a brownie muffin, they lay a brownie muffin the way a chicken would an egg.
Is there a bathroom nearby? I need to lay a brownie muffin. poop shit brownie muffin
a gay dude who is an extreme pervert that lives on drury lane.
Guy 1: "Bro, I heard that guy over there lives on drury lane."
Guy 2: "Yeah bro. I also heard him masturbating in the bathroom yesterday."
Guy 1: "He must be a Mutha Fucker Muffin Man."