coca-nut

a person who is a "nut" for cocaine.

Stay away from her, man...... I heard she's a hardcore coca-nut!

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lone nut

n. The alleged perpetrator of a large-scale or otherwise historic crime, usually an assassination (e.g., Lee Harvey Oswald, Sirhan Sirhan, Mark David Chapman, John Hinckley Jr.) Often suspected of being a mere patsy for a much larger and more sinister force.

"What do you mean, the Kennedy assassination was perpetrated by the CIA, the Mob, extraterrestrials, Johnny Carson and Mensa? Everyone knows it was a lone nut!"

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fuck nut

somebody who doesn't know how to drive!

go faster you fuck nut!!!!

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Clown Nuts

Testicles colored like a clown's face after sex with a menstruating women. "Clown Face," but on your nuts.

After banging Mary Jane Rotten Crotch, I looked down and realized that I had Clown Nuts. "So that was why she was crunchy! I thought she had some dengue-fever, twat clot vagina."

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nutted up

Freaked out. Stressed. Going a little crazy

I am sooo nutted up about this interview.

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nut hugger

a guy who is less likly to score than you so he metiphorically 'latches onto your balls' in the hope that he can get some pussy off of your hard work and efforts.

If your mate the 'nut hugger' follows you around all night 'hugging your nuts' and laughs at all your jokes and makes you out to be the best thing going, increasing your pulling chances. Then when you have scored a chick and he hasnt, he will cause a distraction last miniute which will allow him to get the telephone number or take her or take her home instead of you.

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Gangsta Nut

Happens during sex when a real G (gangsta) lets off a huge nut (cum or orgasm).

I hit that good and had a huge gangsta nut.

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