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i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.

Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!

by an extremely depressed bandu May 17, 2023


I'm bored

1. Words commonly used when you have nothing else to do
2. Quarantine

I'm bored!

by fhiweufheifhrjhgbesiremn iphui March 2, 2022


I'm bored

Me also

I'm bored
I'm bored
I'm bored
I'm bored

by I hear too November 5, 2021


I'm bored

Okay people here it is you're not even close when somebody says I'm bored usually means well yes they're bored but even more important it means they want to have SEX? That's like why do most people play fortnite use the female avatars well sure like watching that ass friend I feel more than some dudes.

She said " I'm bored " and I said "Well, maybe we can do something about that?" We did.

by C55 March 10, 2021


I'm bored

Well, well, well. Ya so bored you typin' this in Urbandictionary? I understand. If you came here for the meaning of the word, here

I'm bored.

Yes, that's it. You probably already know what it meant and just search it because you are BORED.

Dude, I'm bored today.
What about getting outside and touch grass? Maybe it'll cure your boredom
Hey! That's a good idea.

I'm not bored anymore. I'm even border.
Why?
I'm bored how I keep not getting bored.

by Emmystealingyourpotatoes August 4, 2022


I'm Bored

Go fuck yourself

Person 1: Hey can you define I'm Bored for me?
Person 2: Go fuck yourself

by Octyn July 20, 2022


I'm legit pog

I'm legit pog means that you have 0 life and no one likes you, you are a unpog person while dream plays fornite

Yo "I'm legit pog" bro. And have no dad.

by Goku from naruto's one piecead April 11, 2022