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A Shag Bag is a rucksack or other small bag which contains condoms and sex toys to be handy at any time and any place.
Let me reach for my shag bag, baby!
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When referring to internet usage a d-bag could describe:
1. Anyone who uses a blog
2. Someone who posts comments on YouTube
3. People who constantly change their status update on facebook
4. Anyone who even knows what the fuck twitter is and why its relevant
In summary, anyone who uses the internet assuming that their life, thoughts and opinion are of any value to other people...
A: "Hey, I just went to Europe and wrote a blog about it, you should check it out..."
B: "Did the people in Europe realize what a d-bag you were or did they encourage you to become one?"
A: "This video is so funny, I seriously LMFAO =)"
B: " I can see the video just fine without reading your fucking comment...If your not a 12 year old prepubescent girl you probably shouldn't use gay tag lines...d-bag"
A: Hey, did you guys hear about this new thing called twitter?
B: Yeh, I can't believe they made something gayer than facebook...
A: What?! But celebrities write what their thinking and thats really important for my well-being...
B: You're such a d-bag
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A horribly misguided attempt by the most extreme of the American conservative right to find some basic form of party unity by lashing out against everything that the Obama administration has done since entering the White House.
"The Republican tea-bagging of the White House is a glorified waste of time and effort propagated by the Fox News Network in order to boost their TV ratings."
"Hey Bob, did you go to yesterday's Republican Tea Bagging Protest?"
"No I didn't, Joe, because I have a legitimate understanding of the way the economy works."
See also: "grasping at straws"
See also: "immature hissy-fit"
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A huge bag of shit.
That guy is a bag of shit.
You mean a douche bag?
Fuck you.
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1)An odd act performed by males at all-male sleepovers. It usually entails one of the men to place his scrotum on the face of the first guy to fall asleep. Pictures may be taken, but generally are not released out of respect for both parties involved.
2)The act of dipping one's scrotum into a females mouth repeatedly, usually after, or during oral. Usually performed while female is tonguing the scrotum.
3)A small paper pag containing ground tea leaf extract that when dipped into boiling water produces a (usually) sweet solution that may be consumed, we call it Tea.
1) Jerry fell asleep first, so Mark thought it would be funny to tea-bag him. Jerry never woke up and it produced a rather awkward situation which eventually led to us goign to bed in silence.
2) I was doing the nastiest, snagglepuss, hood rat bitch last night, and she wouldn't let me go anal, so I tea bagged her until she vomited, then went anal while she was leaning over the toilet.
3) My friends like to play with the tea bags before they place them in thier mugs.
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noun.
1. A hoe that carries many STDs
2. What females call their close girl friends.
3. A hoe that carries a bag!
1. "Ewww that hoe bag just told me she has 5 STDs."
2. "Hey hoe bag. Let's go shopping!"
3. "I'm a hoe-bag! Get it? I'm a hoe with a bag!!"
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