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If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead
When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock
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On March 1st its National Run Over A Feminist With A Truck Day, when you are free to run over feminists with trucks!
Ryan: Bro its March 1st, do you know what that means?
Kevin: What?
Ryan: It is National Run Over A Feminist With A Truck Day! Lets go and run over Alex`s mum!
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A expression used as an insult to a person and their friends, family, etc.
Andre threatened Christopher's life , so Christoper said boldly "Fuck You And Who U Run Wit!!!"
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Masturbation.
As coined by the upcoming gross and insulting movie, the Dark Show.
Sanchez: Hey, why so glum?
Rusty: Ah, my mom caught me Running the Finger-shuttle Between Headsville and Balls Falls.
Sanchez: Meaning, your mom caught you masturbating.
Rusty: In a nutshell.
Sanchez: Man, if your mom caught me masturbating, I bet I'd end up fucking her.
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When a guy wants to talk to a girl but he doesn’t know what to say to her he asks her if she has ever run a friction crane. Nobody really knows what a friction crane is but it is a way to start a conversation.
Guy: Have you ever run a friction crane?
Girl: Whats that?
Guy: I don’t know but I thought you were pretty and I wanted to talk to you.
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when a woman is on her period and you are having sex flip her over and have anal sex
"when the river runs red take the dirt road", said my horny father
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A phrase to coerse somebody into doing what they're told.
Dad: "Son, go take out the trash"
Son: "No."
Dad: "Damn it, paint your butt white and go run with the antelope!"
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