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When you get downed by someone in one shot more than five times with a shotgun that person is a one shot fucking finch
Oh my fucking god Jake one shot finch!
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it means, dont beat around the damn BUSH! tell me straight up.
if im sitting right next to a girl, and she tell her friend, "there is ONE GIRl that i dont like, she a hoe" and i know she talking bout me, that me she shootin slugs. Tell me straight up if you dont like me. "no slugs straight shots"
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An accident aka known as trump
“Come here you unswallowed cum shot”
COMING MOM or
Okay ✨daddy✨🥴
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When a man applies icy hot to his penis before intercourse and hits it from the back thus creating the icy hot back shot.
Yeah dude, I gave her the icy hot back shot and she LOVED it.
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The delicate art of sucking two cocks at once. Some swordfighting may be involved.
Jill perfected the art of the double shot when both Jack and Jim came over on Friday night.
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Overwatch's Widowmaker's lie about just needing one bullet to kill an enemy in the opposing team.
Widowmaker voiceline: "One shot, one kill"
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(This one's for the ladies)
When a man is getting a blow job from some girl, and he tries to bust in her face without telling her, she dodges, punches him in the balls, and while he's screaming in pain from the nut shot, she turns around and bricks in his mouth... And were heading to a three cup overtime!
Paul -"Eddy! Why the fuck are your teeth brown?"
Eddy- "Well i was trying to give my girlfriend an Angry Pirate, but she turned it around and gave me a Beer Pong Rebuttle Shot. It happended like a week ago but my teeth are still covered in shit!"
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