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Straight Above the Belt

Someone who's gay, will act straight, but will not engage in sexual intercourse with some one from the same sex.

Person #1: Aren't you gay?

Person #2: Yeah, but I'm straight above the belt.

by Emordnys January 08, 2012


straight bass

an amplifier of anything another person has just said

Person 1: i oughta smack a hoe for that
Person 2: straight bass

by gdfyftyudfyuitd October 17, 2009


straight dike

A female who is not a lesbian, but could snatch a bitch if she wanted to. She can perform just as well as a male.

The straight dike Amanda just took Stacy away from Brad!

by Maddame Degradssi October 27, 2015


straight Goobin

The act of doing something silly, out of pocket, or comically dumb for the sole purpose of being funny or weird

That kid over there is straight goobin. He just backflipped into a garbage can.”

by Definitely very smart May 03, 2024


unfortunately straight

Someone who is “unfortunately straight” doesn’t actually like women/men and their interests, but is unfortunately sexually attracted to them.

Girl 1: What's wrong with that guy?
Girl 2: He's butthurt that I rejected him because he's unfortunately straight.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: It means that he is sexually attracted to a person but cares not about their interests or anything that makes them a human.

Girl 1: So he see's you as an object to satisfy his wants and needs without reciprocation?
Girl 2: Exactly.

by CatWoman8696 January 09, 2024


unfortunately straight

someone who doesn’t actually like women/men and their interests, but is unfortunately sexually attracted to them.

Girl 1: What's wrong emwith that guy?
Girl 2: He's unfortunately straight.

Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: it means it's unfortunate that he's sexuallt attracted to women but doesn't care about their interests and only views them as an object to satisfy sexual needs and to cater to his every whim.

by CatWoman8696 January 09, 2024


Straight hair gang

The type of birds round Liverpool who drink gin and shout at the top of their lungs in public places for no apparent reason. Generally characterised by having straight long hair, often half-heartedly waved on occasion. They tend to sleep around.

Guy 1: ‘Lad it’s dead in here yeno.’
Guy 2: ‘Ah never mind bro here comes the straight hair gang innit.’

by ManOfManyDefinitions June 23, 2021