grumble cakes

A metaphorical something you eat when you are really grumpy/cranky.

What are you having for supper tonight?
Hmmmph. Grumble cakes.

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Cake Eaters

A person that eats pussy.

My girlfriend is a Cake Eater.

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the cake is cold

what co-workers tell each other as secret code to know that, yes, today is somebody's birthday - and yes, cake will be shared in the lunchroom.

Receptionist J: isn't today Mary's birthday?

Receptionist P: Duh wench, the cake is cold!

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Icing the chocolate cake

Refers to the German practice of emptying ones' bowels followed immediately by, and prior to flushing, an ejaculation onto said excrement.

The friend was late to the party because he was at home 'icing the chocolate cake'.

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Piece of cake(Mak)

This is the signature move of John Mak. Everytime he gives us tons of homework, he says piece of cake to make us feel worse. People who don't know what this means might get confused, for they might think John Mak is giving out cakes.

Student A: Today no homework?
John Mak: Today's homework is Chapter 1 Q10-30.

Student B, C, D, E, F, G, H: WHAT?!?
John Mak: Piece of cake.

Piece of cake(Mak)

racist cakes

Attributing a social problem to a race (mainly from the use of media)

'Oh check out those rebellious Syrians, again...'
'Enough with the racist cakes dude, least their fighting for something.'

'White bitches all have vajazzles!!!'
'Man, don't be all racist cakes, the fucks wrong with you?'

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Piece of cake

To grossly underestimate the amount of time required to complete a task

Writing that code was a peice of cake, it took me three weeks to finish.

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