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Organize your socks

To have your socks rearranged by your boyfriend.

I told Megan I can’t wait to organize your socks, and help you in the bathroom.

by CrackMoney26 March 24, 2024


Hotdog socks

Nothing, but everything.

"tf is Hotdog socks"

by socks, Hotdog April 24, 2014


Hot Dog Sock

A weird way to say condom.
To use a sock to cover the ejac when masturbating.

"Hold on Jenny, I need my Hot Dog Sock."

"I'm about to blow, better grab the Hot Dog Sock."

by Crackin Jackin September 17, 2018


Socks on

It’s like no homo before sex

Steve: wanna do it?
Mark: isn’t that gay tho?
Steve: socks on

by The_..steve May 20, 2022


sock head

When a man takes a sock and draws a funny face on the end of it and then puts it on his penis and runs around a public place flapping it side to side.

The football game was nice, but there was a sock head who ran out on the field during halftime.

by catfishio June 10, 2011


Sock trinket

A delightfully-tiny dollop of crusty, dried cum inside of a sock - usually found under a bed.

When Timmy turned 18, I found a sock trinket in his room, next to his father's Playboy magazines.

by MrBabache February 11, 2018


Nutted In my sock

To ejaculate in your sock making them crunchy

In da room I beat my cock,nutted in my sock.

by SockNutter431 July 19, 2021