When you are in the shower with your lover after some serious shagging and you're soaping each other up and they get to your feet and then look up and say, "Want me to floss your toes?" and then run their soapy fingers between them all...
A good night is all you can remember is him flossing your toes
When the toe next to the big toe is longer than the big toe itself.
“Damn did you see Liz?”
“Yeah, I wasnt aware she hed such a Dike Toe”
“Bro it looks like she could swoop down from the sky and grab lunch with those talons”
The male version of the female Camel Toe; but embarrassingly smaller in size.
The dynamic duo showed up to the costume party with Robin sporting a generous camel toe and Batman a mere twinkle toe.
stumpy toe is a woman called sandra with a stumpy toe
stumpy toe is for a short red head who is a fat old tramp
If you were to ever be called a queef, right now would be that time! No guy should ever wear toe shoes! It screams, I have a massive vagina to the world!
Most guys named Jay like to wear toe shoes.
Did u see that guy wearing "toe shoes"??
Ya omg I think his name is Jay! What a queef!
It's like Camel Toe, just on a 400 lb person.
John: Damn, did you see the mammoth toe on that huge woman in the yoga pants!?!
Bob: Oh god!! I didn't need to see an MT that nasty!
It's like Camel Toe, just on a 400 lb person.
John: Damn, did you see the mammoth toe on that huge woman in the yoga pants!?!
Bob: Oh god!! I didn't need to see an MT that nasty!