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A: A rather large dick. Refers to a joke that retarded men tend to have larger than average penises.
B: The rather large dick of a retard.
A: Due to his large penis, his friends gave him the sarcastic nickname "retard dick."
B: Bob: I heard Steve the retard has a huge dick!
Joe: Well, the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.
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After having sex with a girl on her period, the bloody dick is referred to as a copper dick because of the taste.
I don't think she knew she was bloody because when she went to finish me off she got a mouthful of copper dick.
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A form of swimming underwear, used mainly for sporting reasons or by really old seedy men at the beach.
Dude check out that fat guy in those Dick Togs.
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An individual who loves penis, especially in the ass. Much like a boat lock, which can hold a large amount of boats, a dick lock can hold many dicks and loves doing so.
Dont be such a dick lock
Frigg off dick lock, I'm not your type
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The condition known as Dick Buttkiss occurs in severely overweight men who are already experiencing a prolonged case of "flounder dick". The flounder dick is forced to migrate so far south that it eventually locates itself right up against your butthole- resulting in a Dick Buttkiss.
I knew a guy who couldn't sit down because of his Dick Buttkiss.
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The act of having sex with a girl who is on her period. After the deed is done, you look at your cock and it covered in blood. Red like an indian's dick
DUDDDDDDDEEEEE, I totally got indian dick fucking my girl last night HAR HAR HAR
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