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Straight white male

I’m a straight white male and non whites and lefties hate it Non whites are square headed left wing nigger lovers that hate whites yet swim to white countries. Non whites wear socks up to their shins and sandals while giving underaged white girls facials while shaking and moaning and poo flying out their non white bum their filthy bald shit stains these non whites. Also non whites spread offensive bs online about whites but if whites done it back to non whites they would have an anger meltdown. Non whites stick their faces in the bum of Alexis Texas the pornstar while their shaking and moaning and wearing socks up to their shins and sandals. their annoying shit stains their hypocrites non whites want you to feel bad for being white something you can’t control

Non whites cry about me being a straight white male. Also Pedophile is non whites also non whites are over privileged freaks that get free money free housing their privileged in online moderation non whites are privileged in everything yet call whites privileged their pathetic square headed left wing nigger loving shit stains white women are privileged to not as much as them though non whites also need to take down ur post because their feelings are hurt yet they spread offensive bs about whites online their fat hairy shit stains these non whites. Non whites wear them rugby looking autism helmets.

by Nonwhitesaresquareheadedpedos February 16, 2024

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Straight to the Heart

One some real shit when being serious

Yo bro Straight to the Heart when I see him it's litty

by TreyRoxkontheBloxk March 20, 2022


That's Pretty Straight

Beacuse people saying "that's pretty gay" is offensive and just annoying so, my fellow lgbtqqiaap people let's create "That's pretty straight"

Idiot homophobe: That's pretty gay dude.
Awesome member of the lgbt+ community: WeLl ThAt'S pReTtY sTrAiGhT dUdE!

by HamShaBam March 20, 2020


Gay Straight Man

It means that a straight man is secretly gay, showing signs of them being gay. (Like GHAZI.)

"Ghazi is such a Gay Straight Man, Unbelievable!"
"I don't believe a Gay Straight Man exists, but god gave us Ghazi."

by YourTypicalDumbass February 24, 2021


Japanese Straight

In poker, a hand that contains random cards that make no hand (pair, straight, flush, etc...)

Man 1: I beat you all. I have a 2 of hearts, 4 of spades, 5 of diamonds, 7 of clubs, 10 of spades and a king of hearts.

Man 2: You lose dumbass. All you have is a Japanese Straight. Now I'm going to give your wife an Alabama Hotpocket.

by DJ Doo Wop Dago June 5, 2009


unforgivably straight

Listens to multiple Eminem songs on a regular basis

Daffy Duck: what are you listening to?
Donald Duck: Eminem

Daffy Duck: that is unforgivably straight

by Daffy08 December 16, 2022


Straight panic

When a self-proclaimed straight guy who is curious about trans women, crossdressers, or femboys actually ends up meeting one and freaks the fuck out when they don't live up exactly to his fantasy (which obviously makes him extremely gay), often causing him to lash out at them, maybe even violently.

Greg is so starved for pussy that he ended up downloading Grindr so he can meet some cute femboys. I feel bad for whoever has to deal with his inevitable straight panic.

by Viscount Bean October 8, 2023