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On this day, March 13th, you have to ask out “her”. This means ask her to be your girlfriend (or make it un-open, where you don’t talk to others), give her your hoodie, and do relationship things with her. Flowers, jewelry, stuffed animals, etc., are great options too. These don’t have to be given on March 13th.
Emma : “Guess what!?”
John : “What?”
Emma : “It’s National ask her out day. I hope Brad asks me.”
John : “Oh, so should i ask out Sarah?”
Emma : “Of course! Every girl wants that.”
a dumb ass video made by bunya toy town were bluey loses his face
i hate bluey lost her face. its so stupid
When you fuck her from behind, lean in and tell her you fucked her best friend and her head snaps back at you.
Mate I should not have told stacey about her bff she went full "her exorcist" on me.
When you fuck a chick and leave her heart broken so she can’t fly anymore.
Friend: What ever happened to that girl Cynthia you were dating?
Me: I had to tear out her wings.
The act of dating a girl from chucky cheese and having sexual intercouse with her.
John: “how did things go with that girl from chucky cheese last night?”
Juan: “ dude I was cheesing her chuck, and then I chucked her cheese”
Chris: “damn I want to chuck someone’s cheese”
Jamie: “ehh ehhh ehh”
When you shove a rock in a females butt while doing it doggy style
My date was being too quite so I slipped her the weaver
one of those sayings where you had to be there.
“Wow look at her she’s sharting her engine”
“Definitely”
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