A little speaker brat that joins your Xbox party when no one invited him
Rylee put the party on public so I can join. No Jacob cloud will join. Oh yeah I forgot about him 🙄
Typical high school douchebag with a tiny cock. thinks every girl should bow to him because he’s a chum jug but in honesty he’s on his knees blowing the football coach for playing time
What a Jacob Martin thing to do.
the gentlest, kindest, most handsome man ever. he can really get rowdy in bed. really likes to whip nae nae during sexual intercourse
tazmanian: wow, jacob ss, that's amazing!
jacob: I know, i was born to whip nae nae!
*violently whip nae naes*
Great at dancing. Attracts girls like a moth to a flame. Has a great sense of humour.
Holy smokes that Jacob Voigt can really do the Macarena
that one guy who will ALWAYS let you wear his sweatshirt
Girl 1: "Have you heard Jacob Sartorius's cover on All of Me?"
Girl 2: "Did you mean Jacob Saggytiddies?"
Girl 1: "Well n-"
Girl 2: "Shut up, I'm right"
He's bitch made.
Dang you lost the game, you played like Jacob Keeler.
A terrifying man, who's musk will blow you away
the name stands for Jerk My Self by the way...
JMS Jacob is such an ass
JMS Jacob has nice eyes