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A man who goes and gets the milk after you find your mom wrestling with men in bed, naked, and tell him about it. He eventually comes back when you win the lottery.
Me: "Dad, Mom's wrestling again with Jimmy, the neighbor."
Dad: "Ok, Imma go get some milk. You want chocolate or strawberry?" *leaves*
*35 years later*
Me: "Yes, I won the lottery! I'm a millionaire!"
Dad: " You want some milk with that?"
ah yes, something that i never had ❤️
hey where's dad? oh honey he left to go get some milk!
The definition of dad is right under this text
( GONE )
"Dad: See ya later bitch"
He always leaves for a glass of milk and he never comes back THAT SICK FUCK
My Dad left to get milk bye Dad