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Early Snake gets the Cake

Early Bird gets the worm. But I hate worms! Who the heck eats worms? Cake is much better. I prefer pizza but does not have the same ring to it. This is not to be confused with Shel Silverstein's "Cake Eating Snake" which contains no hyphen and from a grammatical perspective is unclear if the Cake eats Snakes or vice-versa.

This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.

Why you are up early? As they say," the early snake gets the cake."

by MadDawgDylan January 3, 2020


hognose snake

A cute snake with an upturned nose

The gif below is what it looks like

Today's my birthday and I want a hognose snake

by LUMONOVA March 13, 2024


Cooter Snake

Someone who just wants pussy or dick.

A whore or a pimp aka man whore.

"Billy is such a cooter snake. He tried to fuck me on the first date."

"I'm not fucking with Jane anymore, all she wants is my dick. What a cooter snake"

by Khalani Delgado July 6, 2016


Fat snake

A long pile of texts

That is a freakin fat snake up I send up there.

by Batwomannn August 17, 2017


Snake ๐Ÿ

A snake is a person that goes behind people's backs or snitches

You're such a Snake ๐Ÿ

by 3rrrroRrr February 9, 2020


Snake Arnold

This a man who skips school every day. He also beats up on girls,and rapes chicks

Snake Arnold is a loser

by Tiktok star Alex Mastoris November 4, 2021


sand snake

A sex act wherein a penis is dipped in sand and then fellatio is performed on it.

Man, Ellaria gave wicked sand snake last night. I can still feel the burn.

My teeth feel all gritty like I just ate spinach because I gave my boyfriend a sandsnake.

by sandsnakes October 18, 2017