anal cataract

An excuse used when you sure as hell can't see your ass doing something.

Honey, would you like to go to a Lotte Berk class with me?
Sorry baby, I got anal cataracts.

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Anal Crack

When you snort crack out of your ass crack

You want to Anal Crack me bro?

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anal victor

An Anal Victor is some one who some how some way always gets they're partner to try anal.

Becky, don't go out with Jason I heardhhe's a real anal victor.

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Anal Angeling

The act of fish-hooking the male-asshole in a failed attempt of hitting the prostate gland resulting in pain and epic fail.

I accidentally performed anal angeling on a guyI thought that hitting the male g-spot was accomplished by using the "come-hither" motion, the same as hitting the female g-spot.

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Anal urination

Type of diarrhea coming in the form of a solid liquid stream

As a result of the particularly awful stomach bug, I found myself experiencing anal urination

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anal pit

Ass hole's first cousin, the epitome of butt wipe

He is the biggest anal pit I know, a super sphincter!

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anal picking

To tongue thrust ones asshole

He's anal picking that broad in the back seat.

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