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After my divorce i hardly found anything to get me through the day. I was looking to buy some used socks on the internet for the thrill but i bumped into a website made my young adults. I had such a hard time understanding their slang that I almost busted into tears. In the hopes of not being scammed, I decided to Google every single word that I couldn’t quite put my finger on. After surfing through urban dictionary, it didn’t take long enough for me to fall in love with the entire concept and spend more than 90% of my day-to-day life on the website. From dirty words to actual explanations urban dictionary, made me complete and almost made me forget about my divorce. Fuck you, Susan, urban dictionary took your place. Suck on my educated toes. I bet you don’t know what a reckwhore means.
LG
Benjamin
A person who you are only planning to date for some specific purpose, I.e. to make someone else jealous, then you will ditch them when you no longer have a use for them. The term comes from people who purchase big, expensive televisions from Best Buy before their Superbowl parties, then return the televisions and get their money back.
John kept wanting to meet Luanne at the restaurant where his ex worked, making her wonder if he was just Best Buy dating her.
Every Tuesday it is officially “NARS IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER ” day.
Me: do you know what day it is?
NARS: it’s Tuesday.
Me: no it’s NARS IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER day. QUE THE FIREWORKS!!!
An amazing, adorable cutie who will steal your heart. He’s perfect and you just can’t help falling in love with him. Harrys are usually a little awkward, but once you get to know them, they’re the funniest, most caring person you’ll ever meet. If you’ve got a Harry, you may as well have won the lottery, cause you can’t get any better than that.He usually goes for one of his good friends.He likes brunette, and is most attracted to a girl with a good personality and looks.
“Harry best sits next to a cute girl in English”
“Who’s Harry best sitting next to..”
Skinttymir obviously ✋🏻😤
Whos the best mirstang? Definitely skinttymir duh
“Hey dude what’s the best song you know”
“Oh man, I would have to say Sophia the first”
“What about the Home Depot song?”
“Nah Sophias better, always has been and always will be”