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It is the favorite best friend of anyone person. This type of best friend is the main one. It is the highest honor one can receive.
Carl: Am I your best friend?
Leroy: You're my bottom best friend!
Carl: I am? That's the highest honor ever!
*high five*
nishimura riki. he literally out dances all of your faves and is the best dancer out there. periodt
“nishimura riki? yea he’s the 4th gen best dancer!”
Best couple in the world are like Athena and Odalys!
“Look at Athena and odalys!”
“They are like the best couple in the world!”
“I know right, so lucky”
Mine.
Hym "I'm pretty sure the best atheist argument against the existence of God was mine. Which was (If you all don't remember which you probably don't even have to because you clearly have access to this in a way I do not) If God exists, it created an inferior race of being to have it's way with for eternity. If it's a sentient lifeform that did this deliberately, it is either culpable or directly responsible for everything that happens here. This is both the worst possible iteration of reality conceivable and something I wouldn't have ever chosen. Which means it's non-consensual. It (God) is, therefore, either evil or incompetent. I mean, seriously, I've been trying to poop for like 10 minutes now. I sat down because I- Ope, there it goes. I got it out while I was editing. But even now, my legs are numb because I've been on the toilet for so long. Hold on.................................... (Had to wipe) Alright... So, I'm literally a captive. Beyond that I'm trapped here with you. Which is not going great. And, um, yeah... "
A person who you are only planning to date for some specific purpose, I.e. to make someone else jealous, then you will ditch them when you no longer have a use for them. The term comes from people who purchase big, expensive televisions from Best Buy before their Superbowl parties, then return the televisions and get their money back.
John kept wanting to meet Luanne at the restaurant where his ex worked, making her wonder if he was just Best Buy dating her.
'The Best Horse' is what you would usually prefer to as your girlfriend, crush, that girl in your class with the stomper rack or any bitch you'd wanna fuck.
Guy: "Dude you seen Fat-Ass-Fiona? She's The Best Horse."
Other guy: "Yeah man, she be thicc."
October 31st is best dick day when we celebrate the dick that stole our souls
Did you see who tymira posted for best dick day i didnt know he was hittin like that