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college

hell...... simple and to the point. The amount of sleep on a daily basis is the bare minimum, the food they serve is shitty, I have $20 in my bank account, and when it is all over..... I'll be paying off these shitty loans for the rest of my life.

Friend: Hey can you take my shift at the movie theater tomorrow?
Me: Sorry I can't im going to college, literal hell.

by PleaseEndThis February 16, 2022


college

education source 2nd and all other things first

where your sir is your crush first and your marksheet get more d's

where pune and canteen guy are more familiar to you than your staff and that nerd handsome guy who wears t-shirt in plain colours has curly hair and a crooked tooth haven't even looked at you yet

where they waste months in festivals of their own worshiping gods like splitsvillans and stand up comedians and you proudly call yourself the head of such department

lets go to college and pretend that we are doing something productive in life

by findingkabir February 6, 2020


College

A center of education in which students seek for a higher education which is provided by the state with a building called a dorm for students to live in to attend class in school grounds, college is also a cesspool of woke liberals complaining about a capitalism and society whilst going in debt due to student loans.

John: I’m going to college for a high paying job.
Jane: yeah, I attend gender studies class, there is a wage gap between men and women and I just can’t handle that men work more hours for more money.

by StrawberryJamSauce August 23, 2020


College

It's like a SAW Trap designed to test your will to deal with tedious fucking math problems you'll never use again.

"Hello Adam. I want to play a game. These past few years, your self esteem has been too high, work ethic through the roof and caring about your future has been too high too. Let's change that, shall we? The building you are in is a college dormitory. To escape, you must complete a circuit of assignments that will drain your will and self esteem as well as your grades.

by DickyPenisBalls69 April 14, 2021


College

a secondary term for the words "prison" or "jail"

Typically used by Italian Americans, it is a polite way to tell or ask someone about their experiences in jail, without using such a charged word around potential family members

Jon: "Hey Ricky how was College?"
Ricky: "Well you know how College goes, maybe I didn't learn the right things"

by hischransen August 29, 2023


College

A place I am happy that I choose to not go to. My sister is in college and she already has 3 student loans.

Yo, you going to college?

Nope.

Why?

Cus Highschool was hard enough.

by green909 January 26, 2024


College

1. Somewhere you do post-16 study (In the UK)
2. Undergraduate university (In the US)

1. Should I do A-Levels or should I go to college?
2. Where are you planning on for college?

by Beyhive-StarWarsFan January 29, 2022