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Bong Donkey

A word used to describe someone who frequently smokes marijuana (a bong and/or a joint) causing laziness and memory loss. A 'Bong Donkey' can hardly be trusted with any task as they will most often have a massive fuck up.

I can't believe he burned his garlic bread AGAIN!! Almost burnt the house down! What a bloody Bong Donkey

She didn't get the job because she showed up late to her job interview the god damn Bong Donkey!!

by FränkAnk July 29, 2019


donkey stew

donkey stew is when your mom puts raw meat in your pasta dish.

DANG mom u said you wouldnt donkey stew this time

by whatthewhatisawhat April 16, 2021


The donkey delux

When ur in the whomb and ur moms shit goes through the ambelical cord instead of food

My mom was giving my seven the donkey delux so we gave him up for adoption

by TheWebedShark May 13, 2022


Donkey Eating Figs

A term used to describe a unbelievably funny moment that would cause you to die from laughing.

Man 1: *tells a hilarious joke*
Man 2: HAHAHAHA Donkey Eating Figs bro
Man 1: *Fucking dies*

by Cryphippus December 27, 2024


honkey donkey

woooOoooOOoOoOoooOoo goes the honkey donkey

DONKER

wibbly wonkey donkey wonk goes the hobbly wobbly honkey donkey

by honkeydonkey March 26, 2018


FLYING DONKEY

A rare species where thou Legends may only see, Or use to interrupt someone when about to explain an idea

"Ayo bro, so I have this idea" -let me guess it about a FLYING DONKEY neh¿

by Japanese Travis Scott April 25, 2021


FLYING DONKEY

A special, rare species that Legends may only see, Or use to interrupt someone about to explain an idea

"Ayo bro, so I have this idea" -let me guess a FLYING DONKEY neh...

by Japanese Travis Scott April 25, 2021