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The Donkey Kong

The act of grabbing two chodes on both sides of you and vigorously pounding up and down like donkey kong

Man I really enjoyed doing the donkey Kong to you and Brandon last night

by MrPenguin142 June 10, 2022


..You fuck one donkey!

The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."

It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.

Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!

by penisshakes October 09, 2024


drop a donkey

when you really gotta go poo

"hey move, youre gonna make me drop a donkey"
"sorry man, the lines back there"

by dumpygumby April 28, 2022


phat donkey

A girl with a big phat ass, that you can't resist staring at it whenever shes around you.

Hey bro check out that girl over there with the phat donkey, I wanna saddle up and ride!

by GhostWritter April 06, 2014


Donkey Dash

A Rocket League mechanic involving the use of a wavedash upon landing

Donkey dash

by Apparentlyjack November 10, 2022


donkey 12

A large dick normally 12 inches or soo.

come sit on my donkey 12 Carice.

by XO_bish September 23, 2015


Don't Be A Donkey

"The absolute talk show" podcast coined the phrase, "Don't be a donkey" meaning "don't be a jackass.

Trent was being mean about my weekend events and i replied, "don't be a donkey!"

by The absolute talk show podcast April 16, 2025