A word used to describe someone who frequently smokes marijuana (a bong and/or a joint) causing laziness and memory loss. A 'Bong Donkey' can hardly be trusted with any task as they will most often have a massive fuck up.
I can't believe he burned his garlic bread AGAIN!! Almost burnt the house down! What a bloody Bong Donkey
She didn't get the job because she showed up late to her job interview the god damn Bong Donkey!!
donkey stew is when your mom puts raw meat in your pasta dish.
DANG mom u said you wouldnt donkey stew this time
When ur in the whomb and ur moms shit goes through the ambelical cord instead of food
My mom was giving my seven the donkey delux so we gave him up for adoption
A term used to describe a unbelievably funny moment that would cause you to die from laughing.
Man 1: *tells a hilarious joke*
Man 2: HAHAHAHA Donkey Eating Figs bro
Man 1: *Fucking dies*
woooOoooOOoOoOoooOoo goes the honkey donkey
DONKER
wibbly wonkey donkey wonk goes the hobbly wobbly honkey donkey
A rare species where thou Legends may only see, Or use to interrupt someone when about to explain an idea
"Ayo bro, so I have this idea" -let me guess it about a FLYING DONKEY neh¿
A special, rare species that Legends may only see, Or use to interrupt someone about to explain an idea
"Ayo bro, so I have this idea" -let me guess a FLYING DONKEY neh...