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Ethan Goff

this kid got a mammoth cock bro

“Yo you hear bout that Ethan Goff kid”

yuh I heard his dick destroys the pussy

by FreeBobbyShurmeada March 1, 2019


Ethan burg

Amazing kind and a very good gift giver and he is also very smart. He is also a good cook

Ethan Burg is funny.

by Hdhufdwjhdfjhefuh April 10, 2021


Gamer Ethan

Top 10 saddest moments of 2022:
!ban @Gamer Ethan underaged😔!ban @Gamer Ethan underaged😔!ban @Gamer Ethan underaged😔!ban @Gamer Ethan underaged😔!ban @Gamer Ethan underaged😔!ban @Gamer Ethan underaged😔!ban @Gamer Ethan underaged😔!ban @Gamer Ethan underaged😔!ban @Gamer Ethan underaged😔!ban @Gamer Ethan underaged😔

rhm: "!ban @Gamer Ethan underaged😔"
everyone: "@Gamer Ethan of underaged😔 #emo #depressed"

by A Ikea Box October 22, 2022


Ethan Fallon

a person/pornstar very similar to minecraft steave and can obliterate anything in seconds, overall 8.9/10 (too much water)

Did you hear "Ethan Fallon" is bussin bussin fr skibidi toilet

by The Cock Snatcher January 14, 2024


ethan kuss

He is a guy that can change a girl's heart from cold & broken, to full of love & happiness. He is handsome and all the girls want him. He is athletic & strong but still kind and gentle. He is hard working & very respectful. He's someone u want to spend the rest of your life with. He is the cute guy u will find yourself staring at in class. He's adorable & extremely cute. He's funny & will make you smile constantly. When you know him it's hard not to fall for him especially if he falls for u. He's willing to do anything for u & would wait a whole year for u if he had to. He'll stay up until he falls asleep talking to u. He wants u to be happy that's all he cares about. He always makes u feel so special like nothing else matters. Holding his hand is the most amazing feeling. Getting a hug from him makes u feel so safe & u never want to let go. His hair is amazing & u could stare into his eyes all day. His strength inside and out comforts you & you can tell him anything. He is perfect in your eyes & you'll never want him to change. He will make a huge impact on your life, and u will never forget him. He is an amazing listener, he's sweet, romantic & you'll fall head first for Ethan, he makes u weak in the knees, if he thinks your special he means it, he's very protective all girls. Girls don't let him go too easily, very trustworthy, kicks any guys ass who messes with the girl he loves, he's usually attracted to brunettes, Oh, and one more thing, he is amazing at kissing.

Girl1: Omg that guy is soo hot!
Girl 2: Yeah, he is Ethan Kuss!

by Lifetakesyou March 9, 2016


ethanned

Extraordinary drunk. Drinking with a mission to get so intoxicated one becomes legless and annihilated. Typical comatose unresponsiveness by 2 hours into party. Unable to pace oneself. Loss of memory and motor skills. Getting ethanned is like euthanasia but your alive afterwards.

Once we get to port I am gonna get so ethanned!

Last night I got so ethanned I don't remember shit.

by the dangerous man December 11, 2015


Ethan Nichols

Somebody who loves to discuss shitting, farting, shit poetry, shit philosophy, shit music, the science of shit, the love of shit, movies about shitting, and one who thinks shit is so very funny.

Person 1: yo ethan nichols, how would you like to discuss the philosophy of shit?
Ethan nichols: hahahaha shit is funny, I would love to.

by Ethan pickles May 3, 2024