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female with a facebook account and profile picture of only her face zoom out she is FUCKING HUGE.
Arnold: How'd your date go?
Daniel: terrible. facebook body she was like 300 lbs
Something you don't want to say on the Facebook Wall that might incriminate you
as you reply to someone's comments, " I'll plead the Facebook Fifth on what I did in high school!"
Like making a point for an argument, but doing so via facebook. Sometimes this can be through debating your results on a quiz or just posting something commenting on a recent news event.
The point can be made for better or for worse.
"I'm not girly according to this quiz, but everyone TOTALLY knows I am. I'm going to make a Facebook Point about this!"
Facebook duty is
1: an individual who call off of work claiming illness or some other personal issues but is caught posting on facebook stating to the effects of " skipped out on work to go take my gf to McDonalds".
2: an individual who signs up for a tour in the armed forces reserve and is caught spending all most all his alleged time while on reserve duty pulling facebook duty.
3: an individual that calls off all appointments with friends and family just so he/she can play games and wax thier Epeen on facebook.
Friend 1:Did you hear andy got busted pulling facebook duty..
Friend 2: Yea well if he wouldnt post on facebook every hour that wouldnt of happened.
friend 1: Of course when you tell the boss that you would go hang out with them but you noshow and get busted online playing farmville.
1. Condition of life after one has set up a facebook account.
His post-facebook days felt somewhat less authentic.
When someone comments on something and the person above them deletes their comment to make them look stupid.
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Guy 1-You look great ;)
Guy 2- Wow that picture sucks
Guy 1- Fag^
After facebook screwing
Guy 1-You look great ;)
Guy 1- Fag^
A person who lies on there Facebook status/info/comments to make his or her life seem more interesting.
Molly's Status: going to the movies tomorrow! what should i see?
Molly's Sister: you aren't going to the movies! we have to go to a wedding. Gosh you're such a Facebook Fibber.