When someone with crabs has sex with another person that has a yeast infection.
Golden Corral Sex: I had sex with Julie last night, afterwards she told me she had a yeast infection and with me having crabs it was like we were now dining at a seafood buffet.
A golden hedgehog is when you're a C-level executive and you do something incredibly stupid like sleeping with a direct report and you get fired and you don't get a golden parachute, you get NOTHING...also known as a Golden Hedgehog
Dude did you hear about James Dickwad III. He just got fired for sleeping with Lisa! I hope he doesn't get a golden parachute. Naw that dumbass walks away with nothing. A golden hedgehog.
Popular lip balm used mainly as pain relief for broken and/or missing limbs.
WHAT, that scav just sniped me with his shotgun. Quick, pass me the golden star balm!
After finishing on a person’s face, you piss on them to clean it off
Person 1: “Damn, Amy is in to Golden Baby Showers!” It was kinda gross…”
Person 2: “Wtf bro why you gotta share that at lunch!”
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A golden retriever that is in fact white, not gold. AKA English Cream golden retrievers, these fluffy white fur babies are as pure as their coats. The goodest bois and girls out there.
“Did you SEE that snow golden frolicking over there??” “No, it must have blended in with the snow”.
Imperial Felch Masters often use this term to describe the states of either Colorado or Oregon.
"The Golden State Warriors are from Colorado, or Oregon, right Simon?"
When a guy pees on his finger and inserts it into someones anus or vagina
Lars just got the golden finger!