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Half Moon Bay

Small lil town an hour south of SF. There’s nothing to do here unless you’re into surfing, beachside pilates, dog-walking, and other white people things.

Weed here is pretty mid, you’re better off going to Pacifica or SF. Come to think of it, there’s no real dispensary here either :(

People here tend to think they’re the shit. It’s a small podunk town so everyone pretty much hates each other lol

The gangs here are pretty timid, even CSL and MLN are pretty much just minor cliques at this point. Calling them crews would be overselling them lol

There’s a crap ton of rednecks, takuaches wannabes, white people, occasional preps, but that’s pretty much it. The high school football team was good back right before the pandemic.

Half Moon Bay is pretty much only ideal for taking a piss after coming up from Santa Cruz. Not much else.

by Hova’s Witness March 23, 2023


half-great-great-great-grandaunt

Great-great-great-grandparent's half-sister.

My half-great-great-great-grandaunt is a good person.

by Seo48787 October 28, 2021


Homo Crying For Half

Homo Crying For Half

Homo Crying For Half

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 21, 2025


jumby half-squat

a young white Labrador retriever.

I just bought a new jumby half-squat.

by hdawg028 January 05, 2010


half-first-cousin-once-removed

1- Parent's half-cousin.
2- Half-cousin's child.

half-first-cousin-once-removed.

by Zabombini October 05, 2024


half-first-cousin-once-removed

1- Parent's half-first-cousin.
2- Half-first-cousin's child.

My half-first-cousin-once-removed is a good person.

by KOBO8956 September 22, 2021


Half Hampton

Pushing rope? Grab the base and squeeze. You'll lose half your length but at least you'll get the job done 👍

Took one too many pills after a rave and had to giver her the half Hampton

by Remtrex October 07, 2023