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The sweetest girl you’ve ever met she will brighten your day and bring you smiles she is so smart and funny you will always want to be around her
dang can this girl toot! she runs on lean cuisine and takis- and if she happens to sip some coffee? it’s over for that toilet! ever in need of high quality pictures of massive shits? you know who to call. with babs as her trusty sidekick, nothing can stop her!
“do you smell that?”
“yeah! it was mary kachowski!”
A church going person who lies and spreads rumors. Elderly washed up has been or ratchet.
A jump off, bigot, or person who enjoys drama
Oh bitch, you just pulled The Mary Simpkins on her ass!
facts:
-Located in your mum
-school is 2km wide(like ur mums vag)
-Wreaks of warm breath and sweaty eyelids
-The place where people go to lotion their mum
-ran by a horse
-Ran by teachers with their cheds out
-equivalent of when your washing ur face and water drips down ur elbows
It is a school where dedicated to achieving excellence for all
kid: do you st mary's
me: yes and so does ur mum
kid:cries cos st mary's bishops stortford is so good
me:like ur mum
Lauren is a wonderful and a overall fun person. She is very beautiful and her eyes are breathtaking. People love being around her because she is so amazing. Lauren's usually have very good looking hair and generally beautiful. She is also very strong being able to bench 500, 10 times for sets.
Lauren Marie is a beast!
Typically a girl who has no ass, pepperoni lookin nips, Lauren will steal your man with a snap of a finger,more worried about her looks and her phone then having a good time. Don’t even get me started about her 5$ makeup that she cakes on her face. Nice mascara daddy long legs. She steals her best friends mans. And will make out with anyone within a 5 ft radius. Having Lauren as a friend will ruin your life.
Lauren Marie not a good decision maker