The person that can't get enough of my cock
Your mother stroked my genetals last night
a figure that doesn't love you. Especially if your name is Jacob Mohmand
"Pigs flying is about as probable as your mother loving you"
A being that comes out at night if you shit in the sink at 4:20 AM. When coming, you will feel earthquakes, as the being's cholesterol levels are through the fucking roof. Also, she has a weapon called "The Belt"
If you shit in the sink at 4:20 AM and say "Among Us" 69 times in the mirror, a being called "Your Mother" will come and beat you.