When a vagina has lips that are large enough to stick together creating a singular shape that resembles a loaf of bread that must be sliced before being eaten.
"Damn, she has a nice lil muffin loaf on her and I'm about to get me a slice!"
"Some people like an innie and some people like an outie, I personally prefer a nice muffin loaf."
"This bathing suit is so small, I feel like my muffin loaf is showing."
A cinnamin bun that has alot of icing on top to wear to wear it almost resembles nut.
My friend was putting the icing on the cinnamin buns and he made them all look like nut muffins!
Sometimes at lunch when I get a sweet-tooth and im hungry all I crave is a nut muffin
To whack someone with a muffin (sexually).
“Last night, i willy muffined her!!!
To whack someone with a muffin (sexually).
“Last night, i willy muffined her!!!
When a circumsised man vigorously masterbates so frequently or having done so in quick and rapid succession, the tip of penis begins to turn red, creating a similar likeness to a red muffin top.
"Man I've jerked off to Katy Perry so many times I've got a red muffin.
The muffin is a very majestic creatures The muffin likes to eat other muffins if you come across a muffin run they will not take a chance to kill you to kill you
Muffin showssss