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noun.
1. The kind of nonsense that jumps out at you when you're not expecting it. Usually from a friend's mouth.
2. Something that shouldn't be funny, but is.
3. Everything that comes out of Blue's mouth.
Blue: I'm going to boil some words and see what happens.
me: What, like alphabet soup?
Blue: Yeah.
me: Maybe you'll get Shakespeare.
Blue: That is some superb Ninja Nonsense right there!
"Nonsense is okay, but sensical nonsense is an extreme form of nonsense. Like Ninja Nonsense!" ~Blueberry
Suicidal sense should be a synonym for Ninja Nonsense. Sense that just kills itself.
When your girl is sleeping,, jerk off and cum on her face
When she is startled and starts to wake up ... duck under the bed
She had no idea where the splooge came from .. I gave her a sloppy ninja
An inefficient sex position in which 5 people of the same sex attempt to grind their genitals together.
"Oh my god, I don't even know why Gay Ninja Star is a thing. It's just a mess of legs!"
When you have sex in a public place with no one finding out, usually male on female or for a double cunt ninja female on female
Man I was such a cunt ninja with my brother's wife ... Yeah it was at Thanksgiving
somone who cuts/slits their wrist
josh: did you know *insert* cuts themselves?
you: yeah they r such a arm ninja
Swimming in a stranger's pool in the middle of the night without getting caught.
Bonus: going through a neighborhood, swimming in as many backyard pools as you can in one night.
While the rich people went to Cancun, my friends and I went Ninja Swimming during spring break.
Your still stuck in January 2024, your probably 5 yrs old and watch skibbity toilet on a daily basis.
Mike: What haircut should I get?
Samuel: Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade!!!
Mike: Kill your self
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