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You have gone too far. You have searched all the weird keyboard combinations. Go back. Be happy. Do something with your life.

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Pov: you typedqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.p;/ but backwards and twice

hippity hoppity (*types zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymju,ki.lo/;pzaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymju,ki.lo/;p*)i just lost braincells

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P,N,S (Poke and Sniff)

After an intense work out a heavy set person pokes into there belly button for lent only to find that a odor has built up that smells like 65 year old dingle berries from a wild sheep dog and microwaved garbage and intentionally puts said finger to a friends nose and ask him to smells, unaware to the friend of the odor he sniffs and in disguised by the raunchiness of his friends finger which in turns makes his nasal passages wither and die.

HEAVEY SET MAN: Hey dude that was an intense work out!! (all the while poking his belly button), hey bro smell my finger!!!

UNAWARE FRIEND: Alright dude, (smells finger) DUDE what the hell, that smells like 65 year old dingle berries from a wild sheep dog and microwaved garbage!!!!

HEAVEY SET MAN: Hahahaha P,N,S (Poke and Sniff)!!!!

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S. I. M. P.

(noun) ;Suckas Interested in Mediocre Pussy, a common phase in that a young man experience. When a Teenage or a Grown man tries to be a nice guy to a girl online or real life in hopes of some Coochie ( intercourse) or female validation. Common actions of a S.I.M.P. involves sacrificing personal relationships and goals such as friends family, money and attention to a women who doesn't love him (ie/Ex.Twitch Thot , e-girl ,THOT,basic bitch etc.). in a Self degrading or embarrassing manner . Having self-respect and developing internal validation and love from within is key from being or becoming a S.IM.P.

Jason: Bro why you donated the rent money to Evie's Twitch Stream she doesn't KNOW You
Brock : Evie Promised Me a kiss if I donate her $500.00

Jason : That's a S. I. M. P. move not cool.

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p-i-m-o

the best word in the world; another word for pimp

dylan and lindsay are so p-i-m-o

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Luger Pistole 1908 (P'08)

A recoil operated, single action, handgun chambered for the 9x19mm Parabellum cartridge. Introduced 1908, concieved by Georg Luger as the service pistol for the German Army in the early 20th century.

The German retrieved his Luger P'08 from the armory.

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When you are so bored your brain is going to explode, so you move your fingers on the keyboard. But you have to do it twice

The teacher starts talking about the Renaissance.
ME: qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.p;/p;/ol.ik,ujmyhntgbrfvedcwsxqaz

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