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During some hardcore 3-way intercourse, with 2 obese black men and a white chick...the black men sandwich her (one dick in her vag and one dick in her asshole) while the moose whips her with twizzlers, while someone is stuffing her face with waffles...black men love sugar.
Moose: Last night, I participated the Alaskan Waffle Sandwich Twizzlerwhip Moose with your mom...IT WAS NASTY!
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A Boston puck bunny favorite. When her man rams her ass so hard that there is a mixture of blood and fecal matter on his cock. He then pulls it out and shoves it down his puck bunny's throat to clean it off.
That chick's was so hot and tight, Wigle gave her a Boston Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich.
Putting peanut butter and jelly inside your or your partner's ass. Then eating all of it out of your or they're ass.
How about a Peanut Butter Jelly and Ass Sandwich for dinner?
A woman that has shaved a landing strip shaved on her pubic area.
When she undressed, I was all like "Hitler has a roast beef sandwich"
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When you slather barbeque sauce on your penis and use it as lubricant while you have anal sex, then when you reach completion, ejaculate in between your partner's butt cheeks.
I had at least 3 bottles of barbeque sauce left after the cook out, good thing my girlfriend was up for a pulled pork sandwich.
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when you roast someone so hard that they're forced to give in
I wrote such a forceful email to my teacher to change my grade that he was tossed and turned and squeezed into a potato sandwich.
The ultimate ice cream novelty. Rice Creams combines a crispy rice and marshmallow wafer and ice cream in a variety of flavors. The combination of crunch and cream is an unbeatable frozen treat. There is nothing else like it on the market today.
I bit into a Rice Creams ice cream sandwich today and I was reborn.
This is the next "dippin dots"