Rural Dictionary

snow cow

Commonly a very overweight young woman or college girl in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. Due to the excessively long and dark winters, out of sheer boredom, young women tend to consume mass quantities of cheap high calorie dorm food and guzzle buckets of overpriced fruit flavored craft beer while avoiding exercise. These bad habits result in rapid weight gain to the point where the once trim and fit high school senior who is now a college freshman now resembles a Texas heifer in a stockyard.

My old HS girlfriend used to be a super fit cheerleader. After a year in the UP at college, she's a major snow cow who looks like a brown bear about to hibernate.

by Vinnie from Chicago December 31, 2025

Snow Blower

The act of putting cocaine in a persons butthole, and having them fart it into your face so it can be snorted mid air.

Before T-money went outside to blow the snow off the drive April gave him a Snow Blower

by Kaden6ix October 18, 2022

Snow-Blower

When you get so frustrated and desperate after 2 months of non-stop snow storms, that you are willing to blow the first guy with a shovel, that knocks on your door, in order to get your property cleared, and dig your car out. Different from an ordinary whore with a pizza delivery boy, in that you are only blowing said person because of the copious amounts of snow, and possibly some cabin fever. Very common in rural areas!

This Winter in the Northeast was so bad that it turned all of the women, and a few guys I know too, into Snow-Blowers. I'm just glad I was able to help out all of my neighbors, and save them the inconvenience of shoveling, while getting more than $10 and a cup of hot coco. I can't wait until next year. I'm hoping all the Global Warming nonsense is just something the government is making up. I might move to Buffalo! Let it snow, let it snow!!!

by Tonytoys March 7, 2015