while So-and-So looks on

Pointless reference to an "outside" or "auxiliary" person who just happens to be both visibly present and observing da action dat's shown being performed by da main subject of a photo.

Okay, okay --- I suppose dat a lot of da readers of a newspaper/magazine-article might indeed like to know da names of all of da human-eye-candy individuals who are shown in an accompanying photo, but to identify da merely-extraneous photo-bombers by saying, "while So-and-So looks on" seems a bit overly dramatic! Surely they could just write, "So-and-So (left) shows So-and-So (right) how he does such-and-such"...??

SO ZOBO

Used to describe something that is absurd beyond belief or overly complicated, often in relation to a business practice or process that makes little sense. Commonly stated as "That's SO ZOBO!"

1) Can you believe they make you fax all of the paperwork? Who uses fax machines anymore? That's SO ZOBO!

2) Being an adult is SO ZOBO!

Jareth is so old

Jareth is so old its a medical marvel that he is still alive.

Jareth is so old that when he is told to act his age he fucking dies.

Not-So-Nice Club

An informal list of consisting mostly of popular musicians, artists, actors, and other celebrities who died at age 69. It's a play on a similar list, the 27 Club, and the notion of the number 69 being "nice."

In a span of days, Motorhead's Lemmy, David Bowie, and Alan Rickman all became members of the Not-So-Nice Club.

I’m a Cajun and I’ve never seen the world so insane before

I have no idea where these people are coming from. All these weird new people need to go back to where they came from.

I’m a Cajun and I’ve never seen the world so insane before.

i.e. WTH you’re Lebanese, what are you doing in Louisiana in the first place.

So, how's Peabody?

What you say immediately following a long, awkward silence. Usually followed up by "How are your hands?"

"Did you see Mary's shirt?"
"Dude, she's right there."
"Oh......so, how's Peabody?"
"How are your hands?"

So we’re in copper

The lowest rank in the game Rainbow Six Siege. It is used by the popular streamer Jynxi and it’s one of the catch fraises he says.

So we’re in copper. (When someone does something that is really bad or stupid)