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When a therapist purposely doesn’t respond to a desperate message outside of session where you bear the depths of your soul.
I texted my therapist I was going to off myself the other day, she gave me the therapist special!
(ˌwaɪkɪˈkiˈ spɛʃəl)
When you knock out a hooker (preferably black) to recover stolen property. Then you get her to give you a bj
I retrieved my wallet from that nog hooker with a Waikiki Special.
An over the pants hand job from your roommate’s sister
Hey Austin, last night I got an OG Special and now my dick is rubbed raw
The magical white juice that comes out of the tippy top of our long ass penises
I want to Add some "special" sauce in our sexy time, Ginger!
The act of growing a pair of breasts and spontaneously firing pineapple juice everywhere, usually as a result of intense excitement or pleasure.
The growth of the breasts only occurs if the subject is male or a female with undeveloped breasts.
Occurs most commonly after eating a pineapple whole on a Sunday, hence the name.
Guy 1: "Ayy man, my girlfriend had a total Funtime Pineapple Deluxe Sunday Special last night in bed. Tasted absolutely delicious."
Guy 2: "Man, that happened to me once, and the boobs haven't gone away yet."
When 2 dudes place their erect, unwashed penises on top of each other while simultaneously holding buns on top and at the bottom, they technically have the buns, the meat and the cheese so it's a double cheeseburger.
Rob and Bob left so early, I heard they had the San Francisco Double Cheeseburger Special .Must've been hungry that night.
When the IRA splashes you in the face with a bucketful of shit for overstaying your welcome.
"Right, stay 'er fer longer than anticipated and we give you the Irish Special.