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People living empty, souless, loveless mundane married lives who just waited and hoped for death.
After knocking up his highschool girlfriend he was forced to to get married join the ranks of the walking wed.
When someone fly is open, they are walking a sleazy
dude seriously you gotta fix yourself.
-wait what?
dude im tellin ya, your walking a sleazy
-oh snap! thanks for the heads up dude, that coulda ended bad
An unwanted, lingering erection when your sex date cancels after you already took viagra.
I had a major walking stick last night after I took viagra but my bootie call no showed.
Injection drug users slang for "works" or "kit", a syringe loaded w/ the users drug of choice.
Can you bring me a walking stick? Need a little help.
When someone throws their clothes on the floor rather than using wardrobes and drawers, to the extent that it is impossible to go into the room without walking on the clothes.
"I checked my 17-year-old foster kid's bedroom and I couldn't believe how untidy it was! It wasn't a walk-in wardrobe, it was a walk-ON wardrobe!"
When someone has to strip naked and put a sock over his penis, then crawls through the hall squealing like a pig.
Wilbur its time for your pig walk.
do you know the three w’s of walking?