If you're here than you are an organism in this universe that exists.
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anabells eyes can tend to get really puffy and swollen up like vagina lips after crying. the eyelashes can look like puebes.
Damn Anabell your vagina eyes! Are you okay?
If you have an eye infection that makes your eye appear alarmingly red and puffy... but causes you little discomfort, you have Vagina Eye.
Don't worry, it's just a really bad case of Vagina Eye. You know... it feels great.... it just LOOKS horrible!
A volleyball dad that plans out fancy restaurants when traveling for away games and is intrigued by Jen’s bush. He also gets angry of illicit activity.
We wanted to go to a burger joint but Doug’s vagina changed our plans!
Lick it out like a nintendo cartridge and maybe u become quagmire from family
I licked nickocado avocados asscheeks with mcdonalds icecream on top and it looked like he finger your mothers vagina
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You don’t know if it is a vagina caterpillar until it turns into butterfly
Female anatomy that is ancient, very dangerous and has a cryptic history.
You've got a better chance rowing through the Bermuda triangle than risking your life in that Jurassic vagina.