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A jake is a large pile of cats cum
"David likes sticky Jake all over him
A godly like being who can kick your ass. A total god that will destroy any opposing enemy. A complete badass who can split atoms with a karate chop using his pinkie finger.
1: Dude holy shit watch out is Jake he could kick your ass.
2: Woah look it’s Jake he’s such a badass.
the kindest and funniest dude you’ll meet. sometimes he’s intimidating but you’ll learn to love him.
Jake is the best guy friend you’ll ever meet. He’ll love u with all his heart. He’s definitely a family type of guy. He may seem intimidating at first but he’s really a softie. He’s the funniest person ever. You never wanna lose a Jake.
Jake cannot be trusted if you meet one run-
Jake is not very good
Some one with a massive schlong and definitely not afraid to say it
Jake has a horse cock