Sam is a beautiful human being. He has one of the biggest 9 incher you have ever seen.
He is a sexy beast who reels in all the ladies. He lasts 30 minutes. And will for sure please you all over
Are you OK?! you like like you've been Samed pretty hard
This name is the name of a guy getting yelled at by a friend, whenever he says something. That something is either, sarcastic, a bit rude, or extremely funny but she won’t admit it
And “S A M” is usually followed by “S T O P HAJD”
“I told you I would do it!”
SAM
“HAHA”
Literally the god of humanity. Hes so fking handsome he will fuck your mom and dad at the same time. Also the prettiest ball hair
Wow your balls are lookikg like a sam
Sam is the one who drives back home his or her friends because Sam doesn't drink
You're the Sam I need!
You're such a Sam!
My Sam, my Hero!
(Verb) Exploit loopholes in order to overcome a challenge or difficulty
Ben and Adam wanted to Sam their way through Auckland
An irritatingly whipped yute that will not fuck off however many times you tell them to. An absolute simp, get away while you still can. They don't get the message when you tell them you don't like them and keep on trying for 4 hours while you're on facetime to your friends trying to decide what to reply without being too mean.
OMG he's such a Sam, ew, run away, leave while you still can.
Guys that have a friend called louis. They walk around with the cocs secretly rolled up in the pants because they are to big.
Loui- hey Sam
Sam-hi
Loui- you have a coc size of a mammoth don’t you?
Sam-is that even a question
Loui- let’s go to my car.