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To grow out one's pubic hair, fuck another girl in the ass, and proceed home to have your girlfriend blow you during which she gets a pube stuck in between her teeth.
It is best to fart floss after you also work out, the sweat factor is significant.
When you involuntarily fart so bad your asshole flowers and you use wet ones for a week.
My wife farted so hard her lu lu lemons looked like a reverse moose knuckle. That’s a definite tetanus fart
A ventriloquist fart is when you stare down someone else after you cut a fart so people around you will suspect the other person.
My Dad cut a silent fart on the elevator and started staring at this other guy. All the other passengers started staring at the other guy too. My Dad made a dummy out of him. It was the perfect ventriloquist fart.
The act of recording one's fart on a smart phone via the record audio icon in the text field, then texting it to an individual or a group for playback.
"Damn Jim! That was a nasty sounding fart text you sent!"
Whenever you and your significant other are getting it on under the covers and then you feel that he/she is wet, get even more turned on.. then you realize she squirted and shit herself all over the bed. She squid farted.
I was getting really horny because I thought I was getting her really wet, but she actually squid farted under the covers.
Much like circle breathing, circle Farting is when you flatulate, and when you feel more coming, finish what is left of one fart while simulaneously pulling out another, extending the length of the fart.
I tried to hide it, but I had so much gas building up at once, I ended up circle farting nonstop!
It is the process of farting right after someone else does so that you don't get blamed.
Zach, did you just friendly fart!?