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Josh has beautiful brown fluffy hair and nice green eyes. He also plays varsity baseball and all the girls want him. He’s taken by one of the sweetest girls you will ever meet and they are absolutely couple goals . Josh may seem very quiet at first but once you get to know him you realize how amazing he is. Josh is definitely one of the sweetest and most kind people you will ever meet. Josh is also very smart in school even through he sleeps in class sometimes. He always does his homework. Josh isn’t one of those guys that gets drunk all the time or juul. He’s a good kid. All though at baseball practice he is extremely gay .
Aleah- “omg is that that hot upper class men named Josh?”
Maddie- “Yea it is, but I heard he’s dating someone now.” :(
Don't you know Josh? They had a historical fight on 24th April 2021.
Many Joshes gathered for a fight.
A Josh is pretty much a walking piece of garbage(if this piece of garbage is even capable of quitting league and getting up out of his chair). Ever since he had a small bout of beginners luck, he tryhards, despite being hardstuck. When he loses(pretty much everytime), he makes up excuses for his loss (he was tired, he wanted to go home, ect.) To ward of a Josh, just say jungle diff.
"Dude, stop being a Josh"
"But I only lost because I was exhausted from hw"
"Jungle diff."
Josh is a lame cunt that does nothing but sit in his room 24/7. He’s always in his pc with his fingers full of Cheeto dust. He acts like a discord mod and he probably is one on the low.
Josh ; hi my wittle ekitten
Kitten: hewo daddy 0w0
Josh is Jesus and God combined. If u fuck with him u will regret it. He also has a ginormas penis. He has also most likely fucked your mom, girlfriend, teacher, crush, aunt, and cousin. He is 10/10 times going to make the NBA. He prolly hates u as much as he hates those weird gay people who can't shut up about being gay and feminists.
Hot Girl: Josh is hot
Everyone on earth: No Shit
Josh is a Madman. He will do anything for his Family and friends, Because that's just the way he is. He is always trying to impress the ladies but, usually is a really chill guy. Josh's are usually real sweet, and cute. If you ever have a Josh In your life, cherish them.
Boy 1: Dude, I tried to hit on Josh's Girl...
Boy 2: Why did you do that? That guys will know you out!
Usually you are attracted to his big ears that have satellites projecting their signal causing no girl to be able to resist Josh is a sensitive, caring guy who will do anything to solve problems. Although he may come across as overprotective but all he wants to do is make sure that the ones he loves are safe and well. Joshua's are normally very attractive and have the most gorgeous eyes. He also is an extremely good kisser and knows how to pleasure a lady; They're romantic and are aware of a girl's boundaries. I'm 100% positive that if you find a Josh, you will not regret it and you'll most defiantly have a perfect relationship. Trust me, Josh's are worth the wait.