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The act in which a group of older women friends go out without their old fart husbands. Old gals' night out usually begins slow with dinner and drinks at a restaurant. The evening picks up when the old gals get soused and end up closing down the local nightclub.
The ladies had an Old gals' night out and went to see the male strippers.
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one who likes to fuck old men with saggy asses
Obideiah Rodriguez wildly fucked the 80 year old man who had a saggy ass.
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BILL H.
Emily: OH MY GOD! Did you see that guy who walked by?:0*mesmerized*
Erin: Yeah, thats my dad. He has 54 year old SWAG :)
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Cartoon Network was my childhood. I cant say how many days I woke up on a Sunday to catch the episode of Dexters Lab or Ed Edd n Eddy. Cartoon Cartoon was also taken off and when Toonami was taken off I almost shit my pants. If Fallout 3 Was a T.V channel it would be this. Now we have shit like Fish Hooks and Adventure Time which is bullshit!. People don't know what a cartoon is anymore...
Person: Hey! Want to go watch The Misadventures of Flapjack on Cartoon Network New - Old?
Me: Go fuck yourself.
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An old woman who keeps her sons away from people, because she's jealous that she doesn't have her youth anymore.
In her attempt to be young and hot again, she applies cheap looking smeared whore makeup.
She doesn't favor 'jail bait.' And wants to coop up her children of ever being around good looking people.
Person 1: "Dude! his mom totally broke my wheels!" Person 2: "WHAT A JEALOUS OLD HAGGY BITCH!"
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Almost heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
All my memories gather round her
Miner's lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
I hear her voice, in the morning hour she calls me
The radio reminds me of my home far away
And driving down the road I get a feeling
That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Take me home, down country roads
Take me home, down country roads
three year old
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when someone is getting older and they do little tricks that dont hurt anyones feeling.
Bri's birthday is tommrrow dalm, she is gonna be an old ass trick
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