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A small quick forced hard fart from the bottom flowing strong out of the feicy hole.
To achieve 'Anal Cough' you needa really clench those anus cheeks like your life depends on it but dont fear. This double acts as a wall blocking any follow through.
Now push that bodily gas as hard as you can toward the poop hole. It should sound as if you are letting air out of a very large blown up balloon.
Everyone will laugh and should be able to smell it
Ill just have a cigarette and a coffee. I'll have a hard and fast anal cough. Then I'll come round and smoke some crack with ya
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When you get reemed and your anus turns into a red sock, and gets pushed back in
Hey what's up matt you anal bifida
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When your ass is fucked so hard that you have to go to the ER
Harry's ass got fucked so hard he had anal trauma!
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When two partners are engaging in anal on the beach and the pitcher pulls out, dips his skin flute in the sand and then reinserts. Essentially a Screaming Seagull but anally.
Brent: Dude, what was that screaming last night?
Anne: Chas and I were going at it on the beach and that asshole gave me an Anal Sandstorm. What a dick.
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A person who often appears bear-like. And enjoys rubbing their back and anal regions against trees and branches.
Dude! Did you see that guy being an anal bear back there?!
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Type of diarrhea coming in the form of a solid liquid stream
As a result of the particularly awful stomach bug, I found myself experiencing anal urination
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