When you GO IN DRY several times and the IMMUNE SYSTENS in your body are always monitoring your use of YOUR ASSHOLE.
Hey, I speak from experience as I went in DRY a handful of times and now my ASSHOLE BRAINS kicked in and I am as lubricated as a BACKSIDE PUSSY.
Wanting to know everything about everything.
A government form
Nosey person enquiring into your business
The VAT inspector
I had to fill in a visa application for Australia the other day. Those mother fuckers wanted to know the in's and out's of a cows asshole!
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When your ass knows it's near a toilet and it gets worse
You have one chance to close the door because of proximity asshole
to describe the feeling of your asshole when bumping meth.
Man I have the asshole fireants after that bump.
A name for someone that is so annoying that you want to shove into the corner instead of saying “sit down and shut up”
Person 1: Ugh, this person is being so damn annoying!
Person 2: It can’t be that bad.
Person 1: He’s ruining the day for everyone! I just wanna shove him into a wall!
Person 2: He must be a real asshole in the corner pocket.
Someone who is an asshole all the time.
My baby daddy is such a perpetual asshole , but I have to bring his children to him.
The pain in your asshole after taking a huge motherfucker shit, which makes you walk like a cripple .
Guy 1: Why are you walking like a cripple?
Guy 2: I have Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain.