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nine assholes

Phrase used to describe someone who is being the most idiotic or irritating person you have ever seen, so much that calling them an asshole would be an underestimation. Asshole times nine.

That driver is being nine assholes, she just ran a red light while talking on her phone and then flipped me off when I honked my horn at her.

by sarcasticallybrilliant June 14, 2018


twidle my asshole hairs

This is when you use a twiser to remove your asshole hairs.

im gonna twidle my asshole hairs

by ladybird234 February 27, 2024


butt-asshole

A butt-ass which has a hole. The same as ass-butthole.

Smelly butt-asshole!

by Esa4 June 15, 2021


ASSHOLE BRAINS

When you GO IN DRY several times and the IMMUNE SYSTENS in your body are always monitoring your use of YOUR ASSHOLE.

Hey, I speak from experience as I went in DRY a handful of times and now my ASSHOLE BRAINS kicked in and I am as lubricated as a BACKSIDE PUSSY.

by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 8, 2021


Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain

The pain in your asshole after taking a huge motherfucker shit, which makes you walk like a cripple .

Guy 1: Why are you walking like a cripple?
Guy 2: I have Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain.

by Leo2323513 October 18, 2023


Asshole Poopy Content Farm

When someone makes a video that is bad

some stupid idiot made an Asshole Poopy Content Farm

by StanleyStudios March 7, 2024


Asshole terms

If it's short and makes you sound like a smart ass, then you're an asshole.
This also applies to terms that point out the fucking obvious, regardless of weather or not it's does anything for the conversation/question.

Can anyone tell me how to properly cook vegetables? PLEASE don't use any asshole terms.
Look it up on Google.

by Tech FUCKER August 23, 2018