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taking a shit on a cold toilet seat
I went to make bears at 3am last night but I was making polar bears instead cause that shit was freezing.
When someone walks around with just a top on and not a bottom. Like Pooh bear.
Just answer the door with a bowl of cheerios and your pooh bear swag, and you'll never had to deal with Mormons or Jehovah's Witnesses again.
A variation of a bear fight. The koala bear fight is performed by consuming a traditional bear fight (a Irish Car Bomb and a Jagerbomb consumed in rapid succession), followed by quickly drinking a can of Fosters.
Person 1: Hey mate, want to go get a round of koala bear fights?
Person 2: Do wombats poop cubes? You bet I do!
It is the action of mimicking breastfeeding using a soft toy, usually through jealousy of a new sibling, with a bear being the most popular animal chosen.
Most people that have Baby Bear Blues claim to have done so when at an early age. However, usually, they still do, even at mature ages.
Users of the Baby Bear Blues tend to be socially unaccepted and use various methods to fit in and look cool, such as making up words.
"I wouldn't be his friend, he has Baby Bear Blues'
"Wardell Baby Bear Blued when he was younger..."
A bear trap fart is when you fart with so much force, your butthole slams shut afterward.
Man that fart was a bear trap fart.
A Gummy-bear friend is a friend you can always rely on to talk to when your sad. Gummy-bear friends are lovable people you just want to hug and love. Gummy-bear friends are funny and easy to talk to and super adorable. If you find a Gummy-bear friend keep them! They are very rare.
Im so glad I have a Gummy-bear friend !
An extremely intense sexual act involving a stripper pole and a honey pot. A lady (ideally with a background in pole dancing) holds herself upside down on a stripper pole, while her partner pours 3/4 of the honey pot into her snatch. The rest of the honey is distributed on his tally whacker. They commence to orally pleasure one another, the guy eating the honey out of her as enthusiastically as Winnie the Pooh in the Hundred Acre Forest.
Evan: "So I had a stripper pole installed last night..."
Jake: "Sweet, how'd you break it in?"
Evan: "I rocked the Inverted Pooh Bear with some spanish girl!"
Jake: "Christ almighty, could you even move after it was over!?"
Evan: "Barely, and my vision has only just returned..."
Blake(musing to himself): "I wonder if you could modify it to involve two guys?"
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