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To achieve, either spiritually or physically, a raging dancing boner due to highly stimulating activities or anticipation of such activities.
Usually accompanied by a one legged dance and a little song.
More often than not, a Jungle Boner is caused by Jungle Speed.
"Last night while watching Matlock I got a ragging Jungle Boner"
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as soon as you get in bed and wake up in the morning you have an erection that wont go away.
dude:hey are you asleep?
other dude:nah i can't i got this b-boner that wont go away
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Somthing or somonethat kills the fun that you are having
Guy1: Yo Stop screwing around!
Guy2: (to some1 else)Geeze, what a boner killer
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A sad wank
Man I am so wet from crying i so need a wank right now. Sympathy boner
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1) A guy dressed as a guy from Panic! at the Disco who has a huge sack.
2) What happens when Thanksgiving meals turn your dad on.
Upon observing the bulge in my father's pants that November day, I knew he had a Pilgrim Boner.
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when a guy thinks he has a boner but doesn't.
Foner boners are usually bragged about.
Also try boner
guy1: Im so hard right now.
guy2: no,dude, you just have a foner boner.
guy1: oh...
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when a person as an abnormally big ass head that it looks like your head has a boner. It sticks out in the back
Zach has a big assssssss head boner bicthhhhhhhhhh
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