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Island car

Are often passed from friend to friend - dents and scrapes are mandatory - buy a nice seat cover at least for the driver side - Do not repaint or get the dents fixed - do not lend it to a friend unless they are agreeable to a cash replacement - stay left and aim at something cheap.

My island car crapped out on me on my way to work.

by c_notes_ April 3, 2017


Poop in the car

you have accidentally poop in a unproered place

Man 1: I really really need to poop but were doing a car dive
Man 2: Hey dude what is the problem
Man 1: I really really need to poop but we're doing a car dive. What do I do?
Man 2: Then just poop in the car
Man 1: Okay then

a few minutes later
Mom: What is that smell boys?
Man 1: It noth-
Man 2: My bro pooped in the car I'm sure you won't mind rig-
Mom: YOU ARE GROUNDED
Man 1: Great, just great

by Cutiepie_Panda September 30, 2021


Hairdresser car

A small 'sports car featuring an overpowered engine. Predominantly owned by girls & 'metro' boys. examples include: celica, mx-5, s2000, 350z, 370z, mr2, audi tt. occupants of these vehicles invariably buy them because they are "stylish" not because of any performance or convenience factors. Often garners the argument "i'd beat you in corners" or "its not a hairdressers car! its a sports car!" the nissan 350z was nominated hairdressers choice of the decade

You drive a 350z? Dude that's a hairdresser car.

by Tray678 August 25, 2021


Hairdresser car

A small 'sports car' featuring an overpowered engine. Predominantly owned by girls & 'metro' boys. examples include: celica, mx-5, s2000,350z, 370z, audi tt, miata etc. occupants of these vehicles invariably buy them because they are "stylish" not because of any performance or convenience factors. Often garners the argument "i'd beat you in corners" or "its not a hairdressers car! its a sports car!" the st205 celica was nominated hairdressers choice in 1996.

You bought a miata? That's such a hairdresser car

by Tray678 August 26, 2021


bosuzoku car

a car with rather "wierd" customizations. Big ass spoiler, splitter and exhaust, and to top it all of a flashy livery. btw it doesnt really work like it should. idiots would call it rice.

Idiot: Your car is soo RicEeEe omg.
Car Owner: First off, its my car. Second off its a f-ing bosuzoku car.

by helldriving January 15, 2022


car

A deliberately misspelled version of cat

The orange car is having zoomies again

by anga83 March 25, 2024


car

Alternative spelling of "cat".

- Wow, nice car!
- Is the car ok?
- Do not the car.

by ivnj October 4, 2023