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It’s an up coming tv show about gay frogs.
Did you watch the cute update of swamp de la frog
THE GUY WHO PULLS ALL THE GIRLS AND HE IS THE RIZZLER AND HE IS HUMBLE AND THE BESSSTTTTT
Girl 1: OMG IS THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND Mark De Haro OMG HE IS SO BEAUTIFUL HE MAKES THE PRETTIEST GIRL LOOK UGLY
Girl 2: YEA THAT'S MY MAN Mark De Haro IT TAKES A SKILLED GIRL LIKE ME TO PULL HIM 😌
the thing you swallow when you boyfriend is too pauper to buy condoms
pauper: poor in dutch
i have to take de pil because luuk is too pauper to buy condoms
When you take poop splattered all around, even underneath the seat that you can only see once you lift it up to clean the toilet and you rub it on your body like if it was a chocolate splash, cologne or perfume.
“Depilate, untate el splash de chocolate” - Bryant Myers
the confusion caused when watching two different series of the same programme on competing channels for example ER
Michelle realised that she was experiencing de-ja not view when she watched ER, never being sure whether George Clooney was back or hadn't yet left!
When someone tries to type "Buenos Dias" but fucks up and sends Beans de Ass
Beans de Ass am rigo, can I have some a ross cont polo
Des Young is a musician from Detroit, Michigan
Des Young have the album of the year.