1. a flaccid penis
2. a case of erectile disfunction
3. an impotent or ineffectual man
Give him a break. He has limp dick you know.
A Police Detective that thinks he knows it all but doesn't really know shit.
That pig dick has been bustin' my balls following me around and bangin' on my front door.
90% of the urbandictionary editors.
me: hmmm lets see, Flower- something very pretty to look at. I hope they add this very simple, non-insulting, non racist, nice, non pretentious definition.
Editor: WHAT FLOWER?! I'm going to be a complete dick head and reject this definition while I accept the definitions for nigger, coon, porch monkey, chink, beaner, sheboon, etc.. etc...
Having sex with a random girl without wearing a condom.
"F*ck, I was drunk-we played just the tip and once it went in we just kept on going. Another night of Dick Dice"
Synonym for 'little dick'; Having a Penis 3 inches or shorter fully erect.
Damn man, I saw Kevin's dick last night and he has a case of the Favre Dick.
Anyone who sits on their porch and shouts rude and obnoxious comments to people walking by. first heard on talking dead.
I can't believe he said that to us while we were walking by, he is such a porch dick.
The discharge of Chlamydia while urinating resulting in a thick, yellow-brown gelatinous string, smelling of rotted banana yogurt and fermented amniotic fluid, that doesn't detatch from the pee-hole, and swings gently between the knees, weighted with the gristly plug of the dried discharge clinging at the end.
Christian played with Sebastian's dick worm all night.